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Monthly Archives: March 2012
One of my favorite childhood memories is getting up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons. Bugs Bunny. Road Runner. Daffy Duck. Superfriends. They were cool, but I would sit through them all to catch up with a scrawny kid … Continue reading
“Picking your nose . . . can kill you.” The admonition came from a doctor. I knew he was a doctor because he was wearing blue scrubs and he wagged a latex-swaddled index finger at the television camera. It may have … Continue reading
It’s funny how one little decision can change the course of a life. Twenty-five years ago, I was a the goofy dude behind the DJ booth spinning records while drunken workfolk got their groove on. I was on my way … Continue reading
Say it ain’t so! It can’t be! Why it seems like only yesterday I was frolicking in a pile of brown leave. Basking in the glow of the autumn sunlight. Celebrating the end of another swampass season. And I wasn’t … Continue reading
In Louisiana, a photog in the courtroom is about as welcome as a case of crabs at the Bunny Ranch. The boot-shaped state is yet to embrace cameras in court. Court detail usually means a quick peek inside the hallowed … Continue reading