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Monthly Archives: January 2013
With the 57th presidential inauguration in the books, it appears our political leaders are about to engage in another episode of Confuse and Deceive. It’s a program as old as time itself, or at least language. Fat Cats and bureaucrats … Continue reading
See that dude dressed like a homeless man standing in the corner mumbling? Not the actual homeless guy, the one whispering sweet nothings to his tripod. No, he’s not hopped up on Angel Dust, but you really don’t want to hear … Continue reading
Ever since the first consultant schlepped from the primordial ooze and learned how to pronounce the labiovelar fircative “wh” and paired it with “eather wins,” Homoreporterous, and his partner Neander-tog have donned day-glo plastic jackets and tromped into the great wet yonder. Ya see, … Continue reading
We had a two-hour drive — just enough time to get it all out of our system. I mean, the boss had us looking for the same guy folks have been searching for since Abraham — the father of the … Continue reading