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Monthly Archives: April 2013
I don’t know whether I should thank The Advocate photographer, Adam Lau, for this picture, or smear his grinning mug all over the metro in gleaming hi-definition. See, Adam and I are kindred spirits — turds of a feather — … Continue reading
My first week of self-imposed Capitol Punishment is in the books. It’s been more than seven years since I’ve covered an entire session, and this week has been a re-education. I say “re-education” because nothing within Huey’s concrete erection ever … Continue reading
Take a good look. This is what my life has become . . . at least for the next 60 days or so. Lawmakers, like millions of tiny spermatozoa have filled the Phallus Palace and are ready to explode. Like … Continue reading