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The rain started as we pulled into town. Not the rain we were promised — driving, pounding, deep, the kind of rain sure to produce a glowing case of Swampass. No, this rain was special — a nasty case of … Continue reading
There are few things worse than coming home smelling like a photog — crackhouse fires, sewer plant explosions, swamp ass, eaux de politician — most days, I could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. Lately, I’ve cleaned up pretty good. … Continue reading
The rain pounded on the roof of my live truck. It was the first time in 12 days that I had time to think — to process what has happened in my city. A man was killed by police. I … Continue reading
Where did you edit your story yesterday? I won’t bore you with the details of how I came to be squatting under a bridge with my best Troll impersonation. (Dead bodies in the median of a heavily-travelled interstate will to … Continue reading
See the world, they said, Far-off lands from books you’ve read. Beautiful sights, and strange food to be fed. See the country, blue, white, and the red. But this is what they should have said. Oh, the places you will … Continue reading
How do you cover a story that hits too close to home? Paul Gates was a journalistic giant. For more than thirty years, his investigations shined a light on the dark side of politics, business, and law enforcement, and sent … Continue reading