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Welcome to the Photog’s Lounge

There is a sixth dimension, beyond which is known to man.  A dimension as vast as your cable channel line-up and as timeless as a county commissioner’s meeting.  It is a middle ground between key light and shadow, between body … Continue reading

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Irrefutable Proof

We’ve been saying it for years, but finally we have it! Irrefutable proof of the treatment photogs around the globe suffer at the hands of the assignment desk.  I’m not talking some lame dog-and-pony show that pops up as your … Continue reading

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The Photog Olympics

Every four years the best amateur athletes from around the world gather in a world-class city to compete.  There is pomp.  Circumstance.  And television coverage.  All to see which athlete will bring home the Gold. I hereby propose that, beginning … Continue reading

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The World’s Most Disinterested Man

His smarm is so contagious, radio talkshow hosts call him. He crawls through gridlock on his way to breaking news listening to Mozart rather than Metallica. The back of his underwear looks like a Roarschach Test. Every time he goes … Continue reading

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