CopyrightThe entire contents of this site are protected by United States Copyright law. Any unauthorized use or redistribution via print or electronic means of the content of turdpolishertv.wordpress.com without the expressed written consent of Rick Portier is a violation of copyright law. TURDPOLISHERTV, copyright 2013 © Rick Portier. All rights reserved.
DISCLAIMERThe actions, views, opinions, statements, thoughts and other ramblings do not reflect the views or opinions of my employer.
Category Archives: Satire
I was sitting there. Waiting on a perp. . . . Okay, I was standing. . . . Alone. No intern to chat up. No misanthrope from the competition to kvetch with. Not even a Public Information Officer to eyeball … Continue reading
Far be it for me to complain about the news business — that social institution that brings such merriment and goodwill into homes each evening. If you think the steady dose of blood, guts, crime, corruption, lies, and smut (and … Continue reading
It started as an experiment. A dare of sorts. If you’re my friend on Facebook, you know what I mean. Since January 1, I’ve been Mister Positive, a ray of sunshine in an otherwise dark universe. Alas, the boss has … Continue reading
I believe the year was 2000 — December if I remember correctly. Frothy adult beverages flowed like water, so please forgive the lack of my usual precision. Long before DVRs, Hulu, and Youtube, we noticed it — viewers fleeing television … Continue reading
It being Sunday and all, we at turdpolishertv thought it might be good to spring a little religion on you heathens. A Shooter’s Psalm The Assignemnt Desk is my sheppard, I shall not bitch. It makes me miss dinner for … Continue reading
It’s the unofficial first day of summer or some such made-for-TV cliche. The passing of Memorial Day means it’s time to dig out the white shoes you packed away Labor Day. Break out the plaid shorts and striped shirts. Drop … Continue reading